Extreme Rep Program
How it works:
We need people to convince their friends and lovers that they absolutely need to buy the new disc. So...you send us $25 and Shwa sends you 5 CDs. Then you sell as many as possible for $10 each and send us the rest of the money when you're done. If you can't sell them all, just send the CDs back and we'll square up.
What's in it for you:
As soon as you sign up we'll send you some autographed Shwa memorabilia. If we have any open spots on the guest list for a show the next time Shwa's in your town, you're on it too. We'll also send brand new edgy stickers when we get them and come holiday season, all the reps get a free CD-R of alternate versions, studio demos, and college recordings, mostly of vintage profane music. There's also a top secret rep web page where you can find some unreleased mp3s.
Other incentives:
Sell 5 CDs and Shwa sends you some object lying around the house
Sell 20 CDs and Shwa takes you bowling the next time the band is in your town
Sell 50 CDs and Shwa will take you to your school dance (schedule permitting)Just email the rep program to sign up.